L to R: Avery-Harper, Chuckie-Sly, Ellie, Nyla, Roman, Rae Not sure where Jax ran off to.

L to R: Avery-Harper, Chuckie-Sly, Ellie, Nyla, Roman, Rae Not sure where Jax ran off to.

Out on bail, fresh out of jail, Frogressive dreaming, soon as they stepped on stage they heard reporters screaming...

Shortly after bonding out of jail, the Dallas chapter of the Frogressives held a press conference to discuss their recent arrest. They did not allow video recordings. A portion of the transcript from that press conference is as follows:

Chuckie Sly *taps mic*-Mic Check 1,2 -1,2...is this thing on?

Avery-Harper(Public Relations Manager aka Voice of Reason with Unreasonable Frogressives): You're good.

Chuckie Sly: I would just like to go on record and 1st say don't ever change, keep your essence, the power is in the people and the politics we address. We will forever continue to Frogress.

Nyla: *whispers* Wait...are you quoting Tupac again?

Chuckie: Absolutely, he's a prophet.

Ellie: WAS. He WAS a prophet.

Chuckie Sly: IS. my cousin told me he lives in Cuba now.

Avery-Harper: We will begin the press conference now, there will be no questions, just listen.

Chuckie Sly: They've got money for war but can't feed the poor, and accosted us while Frogressiving in public for being Fresher Than Your Average in Public?! Although the charges were dropped, the fact that we were even arrested when there are Brenda's out on the streets with babies that need assistance is a gross misuse of resources. I wrote a piece that summed up my feelings about this past week but I left it tucked in my satin pillowcase this morning. So I'll freestyle:

Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice / I say the the bigger the fro then the deeper the roots / I give a holler to my sisters on rubber bands / Chuckie cares, if nobody else cares / I know they like to pull your edges a lot and when you come around the block straight haired kids clown a lot / but please don’t cry, dry your eyes, never let up / forgive but don’t forget, loosen those bands up kid keep your head up. I think it’s time to chill with our fros / time to heal our fros, be real to our fros,( coconut oil our fros). And if we don’t, we’ll have a generation of bros / that will hate the pros, that rock their fros. And if that kid can’t make one / he has no right to tell a Frogressive when and where to rock one....Wars come and go but the Frogressive party is eternal.  And that's all we have to say. *drops mic*

Avery-Harper:  Well...that was terrible.